I'm a little concerned about the masculinity of the football team at the University of Northern Colorado. Seems like one of them decided to follow in the footsteps of Tonya Harding and go all pre-menstrual on the pretty boy who took his job. The starting punter for the team was attacked in a parking lot by a hooded thug, and was stabbed in his kicking leg. The assailant ran off, but was caught when a liquor store clerk noticed 2 people peeling the tape off of their license plate in front of his store. It seemed suspicious, so he called it in. The car belonged to the football teams reserve punter.
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