Why can't the stupid Chiefs play football as well as the Cardinals play baseball?
I wish I had a big bowl of chili right now.
Why do the old men at work always turn off the ice machine before I get a chance to fill my cup?
Why do I always try to put a "g" in souvenir? souvegnir is not right!
Why doesn't Misty post any comments here anymore?
Why does Jordi always post as anonymous?
Oh my gosh, there's a little brown bat sleeping under the eaves of our front porch.
That bat is absolutely adorable.
I hope Brennan doesn't hurt the bat.
I wonder if the bat will still be there when I get home from work in the morning?
What was I talking about?