Thursday, October 05, 2006

Learn To Spit

Well, I know this is something you have all been waiting for and now you can finally get it accomplished. That's right. You too can learn how to rap freestyle.

This is a very helpful tutorial if you want to start entering battles. Just listen to what I spit out after reading the lesson earlier this morning:

"I'm a white girl and a fly girl
And I know you'll find I'm the right girl
I know you'll want to shake your butt
When you hear my funky cut
Because my bass is pumping
You can't keep from jumping
Out of your seat and on the dance floor
You'll beg for more"

Okay, maybe that's not really fierce enough to go into a battle with. After all, I wasn't even mean to anybody. Guess I wasn't cut out to be a freestyle rapper. But don't let that stop the rest of you! Battle on.

P.S. Don't forget to read the special note at the bottom of the tutorial which explains that spitting does not always refer to saliva.


Anonymous said...

Yo! Word to your mother on that rap. I think you are ready for the battles dog!!

...roseykrh said...

LOL! Sadly, it's actually an original rap I made up when I was much younger and even dorkier. Somehow, I've always remembered it.