Eggs should come with bits of diced bacon already inserted inside the shell. Not only would it be easier to make yummy scrambled eggs, but how awesome would a hardboiled egg with bacon be?
Having the ability to listen to your iPod all day long at work = WIN.
I wonder how many pigeons get sucked through airplane engines during takeoff.
Great, now I want to read one of the Pigeon books by Mo Willems.
Seriously, I love those books.
Also… I like turtles.
Oh man, the interwebz always get me so sidetracked.
How cool would it be if someone would develop a phone app that would replace my garage door opener? Then no matter whose car I’m in, I could open the garage. That would be so convenient. Someone get on that.
How can bowling be so fun and frustrate the hell out of me all at the same time? Oh right, it’s because the people I bowl with crack me up. And there’s pizza and beer. Even though I hate beer. Blech!
I find it weird that some people don’t like Oreos. I mean, c’mon. What is wrong with these people?
Is it odd that I attend rap concerts, rodeos, art museums, tractor pulls, hard rock festivals and musical theater productions all within a matter of months? I didn’t think so.
/end random thoughts